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F.S.A. (Free Shit Army)

The F.S.A. is used primarily to describe "the 47%" of US citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are entitled to the fruits of the labors of others. It is also used to describe a large portion of the Democratic Party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (Section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see "Ghetto Breeding Machines.").
You can often identify members of the F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by their SNAP/Food Stamp cards, latest urban fashions, Section 8 Housing voucher-stubs, their $300. Nike tennis shoes, Apple Smartphones, and their 60" Plasma televisions.

Like shit to an Army blanket 

An old expression dating back at least to British National Service (1950's) and probably a lot earlier. Possibly for as long as there have been British Armies that supplied blankets.

Was also commonly used in former British Territories and Dominions (Australia etc.) which now form the Commonwealth.

To attach to something very securely.

Also to hang around something or someone very persistently.
"This glue will stick that on the wall like shit to an Army blanket."

"He's stuck to his boss like shit to an Army blanket."

Armenian Shit Whistle 

During sexual intercourse a slide whistle is inserted into the partners anus and defacated in. The whistle is then removed and played by the other partner.
Partner 1: “hey, can you give me an Armenian Shit Whistle?

Partner 2: “sure! I’d be happy to”

Army shit 

When one is severly hungover and has the shits o doom!! Army shits can come in any length, width, size, colour, consistency, stench or quantity. Usually done with a screw face and a firm grip on the sink or bath (whichever is closer). Copious amounts of bog roll are used in the process. Army shits are known to cause nauseous effects and should be dealt with open windows, febreeze and a very strong flush.
Mate I just had the pissed out my arse!
waheey army shits! Army shits! Army shits'