Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."
by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010
-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.
-2) When something no longer works.
-2) When something no longer works.
~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."
~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"
~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"
~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"
by RJames1185 May 11, 2010
by RunBackDouble December 19, 2010
Pretty English I guess, an expression of complete suprise, or utter contempt at something that has passed. Similar to 'Christ on a bike', depending on the religious persuasions of assembled company.
Ie. When breaking a glass full of vodka: 'Shit the bed!'
Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!
SHIT THE BED!
Or: So and so slept with that tramp last night!
SHIT THE BED!
by munchkim July 16, 2009
Meaning to die or not do well at all. Stems from the fact that when someone dies or is very sick they will lose rectal sphincter tone and quite literally shit, on the bed.
by N.jackass March 7, 2014
When you are at the coast and your friend backs her car into a huge rock, you say: Ah, shit the bed!
Not enough beer at the party? Ah, shit the bed!
Not enough beer at the party? Ah, shit the bed!
by Maj-Britt June 19, 2006
m****y got laid, shit the bed!
by n.martin April 28, 2004