verb, shit dicking, shit dicked
1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.
2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.
1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.
2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.
1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.
2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.
2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.
by bikeboy3d2 November 11, 2010
An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.
by Madam fragz February 25, 2018
An insult that means the same as dick but more extreme, can never be said as a joke, it will result in getting beat up.
by nubba nubba the basset hound July 3, 2021
by I wanna fuck your mom October 31, 2018
A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 9, 2017
Some dumb asshole.
by faggooooot August 31, 2016
the act of deficating a large mass of fieces into a toilet thus the backsplash of sed poop gets on the deficators penis, resulting in having a lot of fecal matter on his penis.
by shitdick!!!1 May 13, 2011