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Shiflet or Shiflett 

Damn, that Joe Dirt is one serious Shiflett.

Chris Shiflett 

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
Chris Shiflett by RedHotFoo September 22, 2008

shifflette 

A type of blunt; usually consists of extremely large amounts of ganja rolled into a pregnant shape. Always accompanied by shotguns. This type is strictly for pros.
We was smoking a shifflette and some gabe passed out off of one shotgun.
shifflette by Philly Phil July 27, 2006
The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

or

The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.
'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

or

Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'
Shiplet by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011

Chris Shiflett 

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.
Chris Shiflett.

That is all.
Chris Shiflett by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008
A niblet of shit.
A small kernel or morsel of turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.

Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.

When entangled in ass-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
"Wot's this? A shiblet in my gonch? That ripper didn't feel wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."

Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."
shiblet by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006