shank dangler
shank dangler by Rex Parkin April 12, 2012
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beef shank dangler by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007
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stank dangler
n. A piece of shit that has yet to be dislodged from ones anus hole. This often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut butter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the turd into the bowl. The desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said asshole 30 - 50 times. Techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue turd include, bouncing and pulling butt cheeks apart, and - as a last resort - severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.
Bernice: Girl, guess what I did last night?
Gina: What?
Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
Gina: Wow! Did you save it?
Gina: What?
Bernice: I broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
Gina: Wow! Did you save it?
stank dangler by cornfritter December 16, 2010
Shang Dangler
Shang Dangler by dogtown OG stoner February 12, 2010
Danger-swank
When, whilst in a completely inappropriate public place (funerals, dancefloors and busy paths) you simultaneously masterbate and excrete. At the same time trying to fight off anyone who attempts to stop you (Mourners, bouncers and vigilantes).
Danger-swank by Sidekicks of Lousy Shit April 16, 2009
danger skank
1. The art of skanking near wind turbines.
2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.
2. Pulling the parachute cord at the moment of ejaculation.
He skanked a couple of times but somehow that wasn't enough for Gareht. He decided to go for a danger skank instead.
danger skank by Maximator June 29, 2011
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