-Noun or Verb shad-oh strohk
Receiving a handjob from an unseen hand or through methods such as The Stranger, where the hand is applied to the receiving member through unconventional angles and/or methods.
I was fast asleep and was awaken by an unseen shadowstroke as my fiance has carefully stuck her hand up my boxers and awoke me to the wonderful surprise of a shadowstroking alarm clock.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.