When you’re taking a shit and you decide to masturbate. Or in the process of masturbating you end up shitting. See also defabating.
by scythe74 November 25, 2018
(v) The act of being caught off-guard as the modern world as you know it comes to a grinding halt, where everything you care about (hot food, cappuccinos, normal store hours and direct elevators) no longer exist.
Gentile: Excuse me, may I please have a cappuccino?
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!
Jew: Sorry, its Shabbat, I can't push the button.
Gentile: Man! That's the third time I've been Shabatted today!
by Sababba October 3, 2010
by DoubleM5 November 11, 2013