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sexphisticated 

having both a refined knowledge of the ways of the world cultivated especially through wide experience and classy sex appeal.
Sarah emaculate tittys look sexphisticated today.
sexphisticated by Mr.Wizard October 3, 2011

Sexorcist 

To drive out the evil spirits that abet the immoral and illegal sex acts by leaders from the Catholic Church and rout out past acts and cover-ups
Maureen Dowd said, "This church needs a sexorcist more than an exorcist."
Sexorcist by BasilOMasil April 4, 2010

Sexorcist 

say sek-sawr-sist, - ser-

Noun - middle english

1. A person who practices sexorcism.

2. The act, practice or ceremony of sexorcising, usually performed by a female dubbed 'Bindi scribble', for reasons not relating to the title.

This particular label or devout and dedicated work to the extraction of pent up sexual urges from 20 somethings is for purification of both the sexorcist & the sexorcee.

A rare & somewhat misunderstood art of satisfying oneself by selecting youthful people or persons, often hand picked like prime cattle and usually a higher price accompanies the finer trim cut homosapien. This is usually due to the financial instability 20 somethings tend to be naturally and life cyclically tending too.

The sexorcist however, being of higher and wiser mind, almost a sort of 'clairesexcitience' wealth of knowledge and emotional sensitivity, is able to pick the ripest person in need of the sexorcism.

3. A sexotic fruit from the Amazonian jungle originating from the fruit of the loins from persons aged between 20 and 29.

4. Someone who displays racial like behaviour and slurs towards the pigmentation of genitalia.
Examples:

"Bindi Scribble is a sexorcist with a keen eye for those in dire need of sexorcism"

"I usually have at least one sexorcist to keep me regular every evening; even though they are a sexpensive fruit"

"That guy was such a sexorcistic pig, the moment he realised I was of African American descent in the genitalia region he was worried it would swallow his TV"

Sadochist 

A person who is both a sadist and a masochist
"Kerr is such a sadochist"
Sadochist by Brytheweirdguy August 3, 2022

sadochist 

One who likes to inflict pain upon themselves. (not a sadist, not a masochist, but a sadochist)
Jimmy was a sadochist who liked to touch hot stoves.

Betty sadochistically liked to cut herself when no one was watching.

Tommy made sure to keep his life miserable because he was a sadochist
sadochist by ubermanti January 17, 2009

Sexoristic 

Meaning sexier than all imaginable
"Michael is Sexoristic"
Sexoristic by Freedom Fry June 16, 2007