dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017

theater kid sex life

Some kinky ass shit. Somehow they all like to get down and dirty with each other. Notorious for extremely long, intimate relationships. Eventual get bored of sex so they resort to extreme methods to get their fix.

That theater kid sex life is nuts right? They bang on the daily and never seem to get bored until they do and when they do...

by frostytip69 November 1, 2017

Joeys sex life 101

A great book on Wattpad about a boy who’s mom is to much of a slutty whore to take care of him. So he grows up to be an asshole and tortures his siblings for fun. He is very sexist ageist homophobic transphobic racist etc.

Please read it

“What are you reading?”

“Joeys sex life 101 on Wattpad by tiddieboobies.”

“Dude you have such great taste.”

by Homob499 February 2, 2022

Anyway, how is your sex life?

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time

Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

by frabrizio December 18, 2017

ryders sex life

Non existent will never exist will forever be a virgin

Wow ryders sex life sucks

by Nibbabooty September 6, 2020

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood, woooooooo!

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

Athletic sex life

What a track athlete and cheerleader would have, which is weird to imagine.

Track athlete-Cheer me on while I jump you baby.

Cheerleader- I hate it when you jump me, I'm not a hurdle. Gooooooo, fuck yourself tonight, I'm not in the mood.

Track athlete- I thought I was gonna get a trophy or a ring for my athletic sex life.

by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020