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Seven mile itch 

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
Seven mile itch by Nuphagus March 14, 2020

West Seven Mile Crips 

A predominantly African-American neighborhood crew active in Detroit’s Five Points area. Their presence is strongest along the 24200–24700 blocks of West Seven Mile Rd (Woodbine, Winston, Grandview) and key intersections like Grand River & Telegraph. They also operate in the 19000–23000 blocks (Fenton, Appleton). The crew claims local apartments including Country House (“The Wood”) and Four Corners (“The Zoo”). Two main cliques: Hyena Crips (24200–24700) and ScoreGang (19000–23000). Known for graffiti battles, tagging, and rivalries with RR$C, BPS, Vice Lords, and other local sets.
The West Seven Mile Crips don’t need headlines—just check the walls from Grand River to Appleton, and you’ll see the turf they run.