dr. seuss

not a real doctor

dr. seuss is a writer not a doctor

by clitz July 2, 2010

Dr. Seuss

The street name of Theodor Seuss Geisel, a notorious drug dealer in the Los Angeles area during the 1960's. He is known for his whimsical pitches when selling heroine; including made up on the spot words and phrases. His main demographics included, but were not limited to: Hispanics, Blacks, Asians, and Who's. He was married to Audrey Stone Dimond until his tragic accidental death in 1991. The county coroner listed his cause of death as "Asphyxiation on Green Eggs and Ham", though many believed he was poisoned by wife Dimond.

"Why the fuck were the eggs and ham green? I think it was poison." Claimed local detective Oscar Wilde.

Dr. Seuss: "I Betstacy you'll love my ecstasy!"
Addict: "Whoa...did I come here high? Did you really just say that?"

Seuss: "I'll fucking kill you in a house, I will kill you with a mouse. Where's mah money, BIATCH!?"
George Bush: "I love tacos".

by Nick Lowers April 9, 2009

Seuss juice

When the rhymes are so sick, you got the suess juice

Young gravy has rhymes so fire, sounds like he’s drinking Seuss juice

by Young gravy November 9, 2017

Dr. Seussing

Making up words that seem to have contextual meaning, but don't actually exist.

"... are you spinning and coloring?"
"I'm spinocoloring.....
yea, I'm Dr. Seussing it"

by Killatek, King Of the Mountain March 13, 2013

Seuss Boobs

Boobs that have abnormally long nipples that tend to curve upward at a slight gradient.

Ugh, great. Mark is sitting alone again, drawing Seuss Boobs on the tablecloth.

by FrickinBrad January 1, 2016

Dr. Seuss

An infamous man who liked rubbing 7 yr. old cock

Jimbo: Dr. Seuss, wtf are you doing?
Dr. Seuss: touching your fucking cock obviously.

by Lil Bigwood23 November 4, 2019

Dr Seuss

God.

Joe: I was praying last night
Bob: Oh, to who?
Joe: Dr Seuss, he is god

by ActuallyDementedCloneOfUrMom June 7, 2022