Sesemi 

A name for an unseasoned cabbage

Oi jake Paul you “sesemi”

Sesemi by Heehenbsjaiaoend July 28, 2020

Seemin 

Synonym of Perfection.

THIS CAKE IS SEEMIN

Seemin by Great Demon Lord September 24, 2019

seemingly harmless words

Words that seem innocent and harmless but are not.

Friend 1: Hey! go to urbandictionary and search for alabama hotpocket and angry dragon!

Friend 2: lol, k. Those are seemingly harmless words.

Friend 2: OH GOD.

seemingly harmless words by chairman_meow February 20, 2009

seemingly ranch 

A meme; references Taylor Swift eating a piece of chicken with ketchup and “seemingly ranch,” since the picture only shows a white sauce and it is unclear what type of sauce it is, whilst celebrating at her alleged latest boyfriend’s (2023) football game (he plays for the chiefs).

Ritz crackers tweeted “must be dipped in Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch” after seeing it trending.

seemingly ranch by bluefoxredfox September 25, 2023

Seemine

Seemine is the correct way to spell semen. Most people don't know this but it is a TRUE fact. The word originated from roman bathrooms and in the 20th century the word was misspelled in a government official's letter. This misspelling soon messed up the public and now everyone calls it semen.

Tristen: Hey did you know its spelt seemine?
Haley: No?
Tristen: Yeah semen is actually spelt seemine!

Seemine by Thats_kinda_hot March 9, 2017

sekemi 

The sweetest funniest person you will ever meet like literally if you know a Sekemi and you let go of her your freaking dumb. Beware she will scream in your face when needs be.

Omg! She is such a Sekemi

sekemi by SEFUNMILOVER123 November 20, 2020

bropen sesami 

Something you say when you're trying to bro your way through a door that's crowded by bros

"Jesus Christ this place is packed, how're we going to get to the kitchen?"

Jack raises his arms.
"Bropen sesami!"

The crowd parts like the Red sea.

bropen sesami by ThisiswhoIReallyAm June 14, 2015