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Senior Project 

1. (n.) The most pointless, time-consuming project in human history. High schools make their seniors spend hundreds of hours on senior project as a way to "get back at them" for making good grades and graduating. It ensures that you leave high school feeling angry and violated, and is just another reason why the dropout rate is so high.

2. (adj.) Something that takes forever to do, and ends up being an enormous waste of time that benefits nobody.
I fucking hate senior project; how is this even relevant to school?

We dated for six months, and I never got ANY; that bitch is a senior project.
Senior Project by Dan Gulgatha January 27, 2010
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Senior Project 

The root of all evil.

Project devised by school boards to increase the high school teen suicide rate exponentially.
Senior Project is like water boarding, its so boring and pointless you feel like you want to be drowning.
Senior Project by Johann Hegg April 21, 2009

Senior Project 

Acronym: SP

1) A project destined to unlimited procrastination by the senior class until far past the 11th hour of the final night causing most seniors to skip many days of school in an attempt to "get a start on" or "complete" the incomprehensible derogatory assignment and in tern either have a long string of sexual intercourse, or to seek the need for a sexcratary, or a long excursion to the beach or long days on xbox live or world of warcraft.
Senior 1: So dude, I stayed home to do my senior project today.

Senior 2: How much did you get done?

Senior 1: Well dude, I tried to start, then I had to pee... then I was hungry so I had a sex biscuit.
Senior Project by Mrchace January 22, 2009

senior project 

When a senior has sexual intercourse with a freshman. It's a project that all senior guys should complete by the end of their senior year.
Did u do your senior project yet?
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022