Douchey 17 or 18-year-old guys that want to get into the pants of stupid, unaware, 14-year-old freshman girls. Usually have drugs, money, car, etc to lure them in.
Senior boys: hey baby, you’re so damn sexy. Want to date? I got a car.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.