The native mut-indians that once roamed this great continent before the white devil came. Subsequent inter-breeding of the Seminoles and the new white devil race gave rise to the majority of White Trash/Red-Neck people that now inhabit all of Florida. From these people have come NASCAR, hence why they are Punished on a regular basis by Tropical storms and now even by the NCAA!!
I wish the Seminole Natives would have kept their Bow and Arrows under their loin cloths, Florida football and NASCAR really suck balls!
by Adrain Armello August 9, 2005
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A Sneaky Indian except for the fact that the Sneaky Indian giver must paint their entire body (including penis and scrotum) half Garnet and half gold. The giver must also be holding a spear and sing battle cries throughout intercourse.
Wright Sneaky Seminole'd his hoe last night because Wright is a pimp.
by Mark_Sanchez February 20, 2014
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Seminole Nole (AKA SN), is an online information page that reports the scandalous, insipid, and somtimes fabricated activites performed by the residents of Sanford & Lake Mary Florida.

SN is a gossip site. Thousands of facebook friends, twitter followers, and formspring creeps submit what they believe is newsworthy enough to the page, in hopes that whoever is running the site will publish they're (again, mostly fabricated) stories, and the submitee will gain they're five minutes of fame.

The Site is claimed to be run by a group of upper-class girls from Seminole High School, and have several crude imitators such as 'Criminole Nole' and the 'Lake Mary Ram' page; none of these pages is as popular as the SN.

The page still remains active to this day, highlighting the recent news of who-gave-sabrina-herpes news, and otherwise teen-related dramatics.

Check out Seminole Nole, Yo
by 01201993 July 27, 2011
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Developed in 1966 at the Florida State University, Seminole Juice was designed to trump the University of Florida's popular sport drink Gatorade. It was nowhere near as popular and was removed from the shelves after it was found to cause rectal bleeding. The taste was equated to burnt hair or Mung Cheese. Nowadays, the term is used to describe a horrible and often retarded invention or idea. See also: Tapler
That's fucking retarded, any stupider and that's Seminole Juice worthy.
by Juan Lucas Simms November 19, 2010
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A rural equestrian neighborhood in Central Florida considered to be for very wealthy people only until relative standards were raised by the Central Florida housing boom and fancy subdivisions in Chuluota. Kids living there are either sheltered (helped by being surrounded by woods and many rich white retirees) or have escaped past their 5 acre lots and golfing parents into the drug and STD-infested town of Geneva.
I heard the kegger was in Seminole Woods
by Keli Clawnz July 7, 2008
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County in Florida that was once part of Orange County and today borders Orange, Lake, and Volusia counties. The population is about 250,000.
Most voters in Seminole County are registered as Republicans (like my mother and her side of the family), but not me i am a registered as a Democrat (like my father and his side of the family).
by James Westerfield January 3, 2004
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