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What I call people who masturbate.
Dude 1: Hey bro, do you masturbate?
Dude 2: Hell yes man! I am a total seecher!
Seecher by GraveMatrix October 16, 2024
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What I call people who inter-personally commmunicate
Dude 1: Hey bro, do you inter-personally communicate?
Dude 2: Hell yes bro, I am a total seecher
seecher by JorgeWashintgon November 29, 2024
Someone who gives themselves fellatio.
Person 1: Hey brother, do you give yourself fellatio.
Person 2: Yes, I am a total seecher.
Seecher by Abreathofaversaillian January 3, 2025
Someone who has a neck tattoo that resembles pelvic meat.
Person 1: Hey, do you have a neck tattoo that resembles pelvic meat.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, I will call you a Seecher.
Seecher by TheGravelDesign January 4, 2025
What i call garage racers who improvise anything and everything.
Person 1: Hey...are you a garage racer?
Person 2: Uhh...yes.
Person 1: Okay...I will you a Seecher.
Seecher by Abreathofaversaillian January 4, 2025

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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