season ass

A hook-up, usually for sex, that happens infrequently, usually once a year.

"Does Pierre ever get laid?"
"Yeah, he's got a season ass during Comic Con."

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slap that ass season

It's where you slap people asses to show respect and affection

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Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.

I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.

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Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season? 365 days of the year brother

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Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

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Ass eating season is right around the same time as firework season, which just so happens to be 365 days of the year

Hey bro, when is ass eating season,”365 days of the year brother”.

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