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seaworthy 

Used to descibe a fat person whose function in an emergency is being the floatation device
Person 1: We're all gonna drown!
Person 2: No were not.
Person 3: Look! That women is seaworthy. Grab onto her.
seaworthy by it_was_a_friday_night January 24, 2008

Allstar Seaworthy 

A main protagonist from the 80s cartoon Snorks. He's a athletic and brave Snork. He also had a large crush on Casey Kelp during first two seasons and parts of Season 3. He's considered one of the fan-favorite characters from the cartoon.
"I can't believe that someone made a definition about me!" - Allstar Seaworthy
Allstar Seaworthy by Ryan900USAYT September 23, 2022

Seaworthy 

The act of filling a female's three holes with some steamy hot man meat, such that she becomes watertight and thus seaworthy.
Jenny became seaworthy when she went to that UO football party last weekend. I heard that three guys parked their pink buses in her fur garages at once. Bitch became more seaworthy than the fucking Titanic that night.

seaworthy 

Adj. Possessing a rack worthy of motorboating.
Did you see that girl up at the bar? Definitely seaworthy.
seaworthy by SpartyON August 17, 2008

selforthocentered 

its juss ur a nerdy self centered person
selforthocentered by Anonymous July 16, 2003