scrotea

1) Any liquid that has been hot scrote dipped; essentially creating a "scrotum tea", which is long term for the word in question, "Scrotea."

2) Defining something or someone, that is as discustingly repulsive as the surface of a scrotum.

1)-Bill: "Man, did you see tom dip his sctote in that dudes coke"

-Sam: "He's drinking that dudes freashly brewed Sctrotea, hahahaha."

2)-Bill: "Dude, that hoes face was Scrotea as fuck."

-Sam: "I'd still beat."

by bigpoopiemaster March 29, 2012

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotaint

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.

Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.

by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrotastinate

When your lady stays out late with her girlfriends just to avoid sex.

Sure, l'll have another drink so I don't have to go home and do Bob. Yes, I'll scrotastinate and do him tomorrow..

by C.Lit May 20, 2010