scroga

Scrolling in the internet whilst engaged in a yoga pose, or a series of poses.

I love scroga because it lets me catch up on Instagram stories while stretching my hamstrings.

by GinaMarie333 August 8, 2021

Scrotal distancing

Socially distancing yourself from work or other activities because you had a vasectomy.

I can't go to work today because I am practicing scrotal distancing.

by tbow252 May 16, 2020

total scrotal implosion

A debilitating disease most commonly caused as a side affect to the drug Zortafrinex. If you can not speak or react due to the extreme pain of total scrotal implosion have a loved one call 911. there is no cure for TSI.

total scrotal implosion: its real, its here, and its killing everywhere.

by cusshinpushcushinpushin696969 February 28, 2011

Scroat Trout

A legendary and mythological fish who ascends from the depth of remote streams to clean and polish one's scrotal region with it's gentle nibbles. Preliminary reports suggest that this fish may also engage in the cleaning of the taint.

On the eve of my engagement, I summoned a scroat trout to cleanse and coif my testicles.

by mrcleanballs March 6, 2011

Scrotaint

The area of skin in between a person’s scrotum and taint.

Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.

by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020

scrogaine

Over the counter hair regrowth treatment applied directly to the ol' coin purse.

I had some patchy bald spots, so I got myself some Scrogaine to make my balls more rugged looking, and after a few weeks they were good as new!

by JustinG January 31, 2008

Scrotal Recall

An action film directed by Paul Furhaven, in which a large, imposing nutsack (Arnold Scrotumsagger) takes a 'vacation' from itself via an implanted memory. Trouble ensues when the big, hairy plum-pod can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.

"Furhaven's violent, unwavering vision breathes much-needed fresh air into the stale Testicular Dystopia genre. Scrotal Recall is a triumph." -- Ballbag Film Comment, January 2008.

by Mr Marky January 8, 2009