a term with several contrasting meanings

1. to move around a table or seating area to allow another person to sit around and enjoy your company

2. the vagina

3. marijuana
my girls' scooch is god damn lush. she keeps it in tasty nick that everytime she's near I just gotta have her tasty scooch.

the stoners at school love to smoke the chong. his eyes are so red it looks like he's been taking hits on the scooch all night, suckin' back on a few bags of jamaica's finest.
by Metalmeltdown August 31, 2006
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A crappy band representing the UK in the Eurovision Song contest 2007,

A reformed 90s band

Camp gay creepy daz sampsons meet venga boys band.
Scooch sucked Hawkins and Brown should have won making your mind up
by CMUK March 20, 2007
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To use a small amount of liquid.Normally a little more than a splash.
How much juice do you want in the glass, ah just a quick scooch!
by Technofrog March 22, 2003
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the action of tailgating very tightly so no other car can get in front of you in a crowded situation on the road or parking lot after a game/graduation/etc
Seriously, did that guy just scooch me? Oh, I'm definitely getting in there and cutting him off.

Hey, you might want to scooch on up so that guy doesn't get in front of us.

Did that car just exhibit some scooching action?! Oh, no he didn't.
by ceg gangstas December 19, 2009
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noun: A creepy male in his late twenties to early forties who rides his bike everywhere, presumable because his license was taken away for legal reasons. Not every man who rides his bike is a scooch. For example, non-scooches ride their bikes for environmental or athletic reasons. Scooches, on the the other hand, seem to exist only to make people uncomfortable and should be avoided at all costs.
Earl's a scooch now because he got his third DUI and he's not allowed to drive anymore.

Hey, there's a scooch sitting under the tree over there touching himself. We should leave.

Aaron's car broke down and now he has to ride his bike everywhere like a freaking scooch.
by Charlie_Svetlana February 24, 2016
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the area between your ass and your balls
louise has a big hairy scooch
by kannar June 3, 2009
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I couldn't buy the chips cuz I was lacking the scooch.
by bloody wanker March 8, 2005
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