Straight up poop, usually costing less per ounce then a standard quarter of K.B. would; Brown in color and generally flavorless also containing high numbers of seed and stems. You may expect to cop this off of a high school-er (if your that guy), however for the rest of us whom have standards, would rather have sex with a belt sander.
Bro 1: "Dude did you see mark trying to pawn that Schwag off on me?"
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."
Bro 2: "No dude, but did you tell him you'd rather fuck a belt sander?"
Bro 1: "Oh fuck yeah, straight 80 grit."
by M.C. Creep aka the real DEAN October 2, 2012
Bob: Yo dawg, let's get high.
Bill: Aight, but I only have some nasty-ass shwag...
Bob: Well then pack it up in the gravity bong! That makes shwag get you high as a butt monkey!
Bill: Aight, but I only have some nasty-ass shwag...
Bob: Well then pack it up in the gravity bong! That makes shwag get you high as a butt monkey!
by toka4lyf August 6, 2005
by Suna May 5, 2003
by toka June 6, 2004
1. Shitty, cheap alcohol. Popov, Natural Light, Heritage, Potters, Busch, Keystone are a few examples.
by chadxmuffin June 13, 2011
man i don't know what yall are talkin about but the schwag we get in Texas, 1 joint and your blowed off your ass man. i've never even seen brown weed and all i smoke is schwag and the shit i get smells sweet as hell and has a yellow tinge to it and its $10 for 5 grams..thats called a dime if you dumass's dont know
by Ryan from houston October 27, 2007
Marijuana in the dried plant form. Often contains stems and seeds. Often considered weaker weed, but is often just as good as nug
This schwag looks like praire grass
by pener April 4, 2005