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Schnudel 

The ultimate definition of a BOSS. he is the AFTERSHOW
Welcom Aftershow Schnudel
Schnudel by Schnudel January 2, 2017

Schnudel Giester 

A cryptid that resides in sullivan's gulch on the east side of pkrtland in the Lloyd neighborhood. It has 2 penises each with a nutsack holding 3 testicals per nut sack. Or 6 nuts in total. It had 1-3 eyes that it keeps in its mouth, it ejaculates pure liquid gold. It has fingers instead of arms. A nose on top of its head, two cat earsand one mighty bird leg with long sharp.claws. its body shape is round and its covered in green feathers and its mouthis as wide as its body. It has yellow teeth and bad breath. It is also relentless when persuing a mate and it has been spotted having sex with a toaster that is plugged in with the button pressed down. It seems to like to roast its genetalia.
When you see gold on the ground in sullivan's gulch, leave it alone it's the schnudel Giester's jizz and it has laid a trap so that it can penetrate your bum without consent.
Schnudel Giester by Psydwok September 23, 2025
1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
schudel by alanman September 21, 2008
1. Overgrown female pubic hair, muff
2. Shrubbery

Origin:
There exists an ex-girlfriend who bares the name of Schudel, and has an irrationally grown bush.
-My schudel is so huge I hide doritos in it.

-I havn't shaved my schudel for so long, I have to navigate through it to masturbate.

-Watch out for that schudel in the road!
schudel by alanman September 22, 2008

schnuddle 

I love to schnuddle with my girl, especially during cloudy, rainy days.
schnuddle by Negrodamus Prime April 29, 2014

Schnudley 

I wouldn't eat that orange - I left it in the car for a while and it got all schnudley.
Schnudley by madaydog7 August 18, 2016