schmattered

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

by bamnig April 17, 2007

schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

by Timothyjwilliams March 8, 2011

Schmatter

to be hit by a train in the middle of a baseball game.

Oh, damn! he got schmattered! home run!

by FalloutAve October 9, 2021

schmattering

a whole lot, many, bunch

If you don't use a condom and get her pregnant you'll have a schmattering of problems.

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005

schmattering

whole bunch; lots; many

If you don't put oil in your car you'll have a schmattering of problems

by Martin Bellard February 24, 2005