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Schippel 

1. The violent, involuntary release of bodily fluids, usu. vomit or feces.

2. Feces or vomit, usu. in an undesired or inappropriate location.

3. To cover someone in vomit or feces, non-consensually.
1. -i That burrito I ate last night made me Schippel all over myself in bed/i
-i Don't get mad at Scruffy because he Schippeled all over the living room; he's just a puppy, he can't help himself./i

2. "Alright! Who's schippel is this all over the kitchen counter

3. Ted assumed that since he was into Hot Lunches, that everyone was. He discovered his fallacious assumption only after he Schippeled his new girfriend.
Schippel by jjsupreme August 7, 2008
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Rachel Rose Schipper 

Noun; The most beautiful, fun, smart, thing to ever touch foot on planet earth.
Oh my god! I met a girl today that was such a rachel Rose Schipper, she had 0 flaws.

Jannie Schippert 

A Jannie Schippert is a girl who is otherwise known as a "hoe extrordinaire. Jannie Schippert's sleep around with anything with a pulse. Yes that means animals. A Jannie Schippert may not know what they are untill told, and may remain in denial for months. If you find one don't turnher over to counsleing, find the closest pimp to get her to work.
Guy #1: Dang! I heard that girl slept with Greag and Darnell last night.

Guy #2: Yea, yea, I also heard she slept with Darnell's gerbil.

Guy #1: She's definitely a Jannie Schippert!
Jannie Schippert by BigBlackBro April 30, 2009

Scheppelocks 

1)A pair of pliers used by a know-it-all set up guy.
Looks like someone used the scheppelocks on this bolt instead of a wrench.
Scheppelocks by Jabber September 14, 2003

schnippelbohneneffekt 

A Schnippelbohneneffekt ˈʃnɪpl̩bo nənɛˈfɛkt is an effect where a person becomes happier than usual because of a meal that they like or a meal that brings them Joy.
The Schnippelbohneneffekt is named after a German dish called Schnippelbohnensuppe or Schnittbohnensuppe which consists of pickled and cut up green beans, potatoes and small meatballs.
Oh my god!
What?
I'm having a Schnippelbohneneffekt!
schnippelbohneneffekt by slayso November 3, 2022

schipper 

Derived from the Dutch language, Used to reference a job held working with shovels, typically those of gravediggers, possibly also as relates to murder.
I stayed up all night schippering about
schipper by Robert O. Jordan October 25, 2010

Schipper 

A lazy bum that goes to taco bell 6 times in 2 days. also known as pimpleback whale.He drives a piece of junk ford f-150, thats 2WD???? he swears he can make his own bumper for his truck, and also swears he can get all the chicks he wants in Iowa, but if u look at him irl hes a whopping 350 pounds and maxes out the publix scale
dont be a schipper if u wanna be cool