I totally bus-scheduled this chick last night. I slept with her, and in the morning sent her on her way with a print out of the bus schedule.
by Holden Iroquois July 17, 2008
The schedule that likes to get infinitely longer! As of October 2021, the schedule for children up to ages 18 is 72 doses long. If you live to be 78 you can add 60 more doses of flu shots added onto that along with Prevnar and shingles!
After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…
After Pharma ties the Covid V's to everyone in America's job, we are going to see a 200+ dose schedule (yearly doses coming). While this is happening, the fools say to "trust the science," the medical experts laugh to the bank, and human health takes a mass decline from turning into a society that once got shortly acutely ill to chronically ill. Those chronic illnesses rise at exponential rates and so does Pharma revenue/profit. Imagine if science told you just because smoking one cigarette doesn’t increase lung cancer, that means smoking 10,000 cigarettes doesn’t either…
Johnny: Hey Doc, at any point in time is that whole vaccine schedule going to be tested for compounding effects on human health and safety?
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!
Medical expert: ummm...
Fool who trusts the science: Hey johnny, don't get ask questions man, just shut up and believe in science!
by Libtard buster October 16, 2021
A category of drugs that can be legally prescribed but are the most stringently monitored because of their potential for abuse and {diversion. Schedule II drugs include stimulants such as cocaine, amphetamine and opiates such as fentanyl, which is far more dangerous than heroin, even though the latter is Schedule I. While Schedule I drugs have been deemed as having "no medical value" and cannot be prescribed because they are presumably the most dangerous, Schedule II drugs are generally far more dangerous and addictive than Schedule I drugs. The fact that non-lethal drugs such a cannabis, and psychedelics such as LSD and peyote are Schedule I drugs say more about the period when the schedules were created (as part of the 1970 Controlled Substances Act, under Nixon) than they do about the actual danger of the drugs.
Dr. Feldman's ability to prescribe Schedule II drugs was suspended after the DEA noticed he was prescribing thousands of Percocets at a time to six buxom women he knew from Temple.
by MTyeW23 May 30, 2018
Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves
1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.
2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.
3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.
2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.
3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).
Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"
by NeaSyz September 30, 2009
when you make sure you poop at the same time everyday. you usually have to plan out what you eat and when you eat it. it comes in handy when you know you are going to be around people for a while.
example 1: person 1: "now that school has started again, my poop schedule is all out of whack"
person 2:"tell me about it brah"
example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
person 2:"tell me about it brah"
example 2: person 1: Tom asked me to go to dinner with him tonight, but i said no.
person 2: why not?
person 1: it interferes with my poop schedule.
by lorielle September 12, 2007
In the United States, when a substance (drug) has a legal status of highly-illegal. It is also listed as having no medicinal value.
Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.
Marijuana is schedule 1 along with meth and heroin. There is huge controversy over the scheduled status of weed.
"Bro, I got the plug on that schedule 1 (weed/relevant drug). We gon be dead asf"
"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"
"It's gonna be lit.
"Fuck yeah dude…I'm hella ready"
"It's gonna be lit.
by That Really Smart Guy. May 31, 2016
A person who makes sure there are pilots and flight attendants for each flight going out, takes sick calls, answers ennumerable questions about everything under the sun and gets yelled at for other people's mistakes.
by Corlyann February 8, 2006