Scared gopher

When you're taking a poo poo and it's hanging halfway out and won't come out

1. Dang babe I no I promised we'd go out to dinner but I've got a scared gopher!!!

2. Boss I've got to go home. I can't be walking around with this scared gopher hanging halfway out.

3. This scared Gophers going to come out!!! I don't give a damn if I have to pull him out!

by The dark man 92 November 16, 2021

Scare-ity

Scare-ity – Same meaning as fear. Being scared of something, to have a phobia.

Example1: Spiders are one of my scare-ities.

Example2: Scare-ity is a word made up by a drunk man named Larry that can’t think of the word fear or phobia.

by Latina_Lorie August 20, 2009

shittingly scared

When you are so scared that your bowel movement increases and you feel like you are about to shit

When my SAT scores were about to be anounced i was shittingly scared

by CrazyCosmonaut September 15, 2019

Scared of the big S

Scared of the left side of the politics. Communism, socialism and leftism is your fear.

Real Americans are scared of the big S

by Baudet for president November 1, 2023

Country Scared

When your out in the country and you realize if something happened and you called for help no one would hear it.

"Man we was out in the sticks past thorn hill so far I started to get country scared"

by Rural Bender Ray January 17, 2023

gun scare

The freaking out by someone at the sight of an object which may be or may not be a "gun".

Arrest made in gun scare off Highway 32

by Yatasaurus November 15, 2016

scare

Whilst performing doggy style slip a thumb up the anus

Whilst mid doggy he slipped her a scare

by Drumfoot November 3, 2021