Scalpache 

When someone’s head is extremely sore specifically the scalp. Also can be caused by savior fatigue.

I haven’t slept at all and my scalp is extremely sore I have a scalpache.

Scalpache by Jack Hunckleberry August 13, 2020

Scalpage 

The area in and around your brain cartilage on the tippy top where the roots sprout out

"Betty got her hair braided so tight it pulled her scalpage and caused a headache"

"You know scalpage damage could cause irreversible brain damage if not treated correctly"

Scalpage by Buttbeans September 6, 2018

Scamache

A man who wears gold chains, shirts unbuttoned far too low, drives a car he can not afford and believes that all these things make him an amazing person. A scamache is extremely full of himself and generally sleazy. A pinky ring or any excessive amounts of man jewelry is a dead give away. In some areas of the country, they are referred to as a "guito".

Oh my gosh, some guy just fed me some corny line and said that if I slept with him he'd take me for a ride in his Corvette.

Ew, what a scamache.

Scamache by disaffected young woman May 2, 2006

scalpich 

Exclamation made when one finds something rather interesting, cool, and/or fascinating.

Dude! That was totally scalpich!

scalpich by Koj April 21, 2003

scalpable 

Something that is able to be scalped. For example, humans.

She was quite scalpable, especially considering how frustrated I was with her.

scalpable by Ava_Cado09 October 3, 2023