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1. (Physics) The point at which all that is civilized, worthwhile, innovative or good about humankind becomes a five year crack binge with your mom in the shadow of a feeding mill while cattle look on.

2. (Ethics) Where Hitler and Stalin go when they die.

3. v. To copulate or otherwise engage in sexual activity with a member of one's own family.

4. Unemployment, a convict.
1. After selling our kids to Taiwanese slave traders, covering the walls of our house with fecal matter, and trading all the family heirlooms for PCP and meth, we had found ourselves in a real sayre.

2. I'm in hell now, and that means I have to staple my testicles to my upper lip on a daily basis. But hey, at least I'm not in Sayre.

3. Ah sheeyit, what a mess, I just sayred all over my cousin's stomach.
by I <3 teh InterwebZzz July 22, 2008
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Sayre is THE GREATEST friend to have. She only has positivity to spread and knows how to show everyone a good time. She has one of the best humor on the planet and knows how to crack up even the most stubborn eggs !! . She's the best person to have in a boring class, she really knows how to spice things up ! Her music taste is amazing. Outstanding even. She's beautiful inside AND out and has the most contagious smile and laugh. All the boys are WRAPPED around her finger and she has more balls than all of them combined. Everyone needs a Sayre !!! They're a rare breed
Oh Sayre! You're so silly!
"no, i..its SaYrE."

Shake that a$$ peaches. ~Sayre
by Apple18 April 04, 2019
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