Sayre is THE GREATEST friend to have. She only has positivity to spread and knows how to show everyone a good time. She has one of the best humor on the planet and knows how to crack up even the most stubborn eggs !! . She's the best person to have in a boring class, she really knows how to spice things up ! Her music taste is amazing. Outstanding even. She's beautiful inside AND out and has the most contagious smile and laugh. All the boys are WRAPPED around her finger and she has more balls than all of them combined. Everyone needs a Sayre !!! They're a rare breed
1. (Physics) The point at which all that is civilized, worthwhile, innovative or good about humankind becomes a five year crack binge with your mom in the shadow of a feeding mill while cattle look on.
2. (Ethics) Where Hitler and Stalin go when they die.
3. v. To copulate or otherwise engage in sexual activity with a member of one's own family.
4. Unemployment, a convict.
1. After selling our kids to Taiwanese slave traders, covering the walls of our house with fecal matter, and trading all the family heirlooms for PCP and meth, we had found ourselves in a real sayre.
2. I'm in hell now, and that means I have to staple my testicles to my upper lip on a daily basis. But hey, at least I'm not in Sayre.
3. Ah sheeyit, what a mess, I just sayred all over my cousin's stomach.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.