The only place in Canada that is so conservative that will put your picture on the front page of the local newspaper if you get caught doing bong hits.
In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.
In Canada, 50% of residents have smoked marijuana. In Saskatchewan, 80% of residents are currently drunk and are ready to physically restrain anyone under the influence of marijuana until the police arrive.
Hey, you got any bud?
-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!
I mean pot.
-I don't understand.
Do you have any marijuana?
-You smoke dope?
Dope is heroin.
-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!
-Sure! Here's a Budweiser beer!
I mean pot.
-I don't understand.
Do you have any marijuana?
-You smoke dope?
Dope is heroin.
-Marijuana is illegal and wrong. I'm going to finish getting drunk on this alcohol the local bar illegally supplied to us, since we're underage, then I'm going to drive down to the local police department and report you for smoking dope. We don't put up with liberal mindedness in Saskatchewan!
by kieran ki March 19, 2009
A term used to describe the socialist mentality of Saskatchewan citizens. The province is the only fully socialist government in North America, containing the most number of socialized corporations. Saskatchewanism is its own form of statism, or socialism, that originates in the province.
Sometimes shortened to: Saskism
Sometimes shortened to: Saskism
by MrRados December 29, 2007
Province of Canada. One of the few places left in the world that is stuck in the quagmire known as communism. Ruled by a dictatorial klan known as the NDP. Economic wasteland. Contains more energy reserves than the entire middle east altogether.
by pitz August 26, 2004
A term used to describe the socialist mentality of Saskatchewan citizens. Where one belives fully in the idea that we are our brothers keepers and act as such.
by obyray March 2, 2009
The flat rectangular province in the middle of Canada. were the grass is brown the winter is cold and when 2 guys walk into the bar with ski masks and pipes trying to kill a guy they get there weapons snatched away and there blocks knocked off. The province has two desserts on up north and one down south. It also has many forests and hills and produces large quantities of diamonds, coal, oil,wheat,and uranium. It is most defiantly not flat and has my home town of North Battleford witch has the highest crime rate per capita in all of canada and has a walmart that had a profit of 4 billion dollars in a single year. YES 4 BILLION!
by jakwei11 January 14, 2013
Tired of feeling guilty about having an affair with your cousin and dog? Well worry no more cause we got you covered!! Come to single minded Saskatchewan and forget about world problems and that anywhere else exists! Here you can treat women like shit, yell at immigrants and have that special alone time you've been looking for with your little brother. YEEEEHAW Getem Boy!!!
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by anthrax_baby June 23, 2006