Kaposi's sarcoma

A disease, caused by a form of the herpes virus, that puts tumors on the skin. Because it appears most often in patients with advanced HIV disease, it is a form of CAIDS.
Pavel managed to hide his AIDS well until he got Kaposi's sarcoma.
by Pino P March 13, 2010
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synovial cell sarcoma

A rare cancer given to naughty Mormon boys when they displease the Mormon Jesus.
“Did the Mormon Jesus give you cancer again?”
“Yeah, synovial cell Sarcoma.”
by The Brigham Young January 30, 2018
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Palmer’s Sarcoma

Cancer that develops on the hand when you masturbate too much.
“I am sorry sir, but you have a case of Palmer’s Sarcoma.
“Your habit of fapping to internet porn on a constant basis has given you cancer of the jerk off hand.”
“I am giving you money to buy an escort”
“That should save your hand and your life...
Unless you get AIDS
by Nerdboy1982! December 12, 2019
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(SSSS) a serious disease characterized by unpredictable synchronized shitting of two or more people within 10 meters of each other and subsequent synchronized prayer for forgiveness.
"Can you imagine if today was Thursday instead of Tuesday?"
"Honestly, if it were thursday, we would all contract spontaneous synchronized shitting sarcoma and have to change our pants"
by chessmasterflex January 19, 2010
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