Santa: Hey, you. Kiss my ring, bitch. I'm Santa Clause, bitch (saying like Rick James)
Santa's Little Helper: Yes, oh great one. Would you also like a blowjob?
Santa: Nah, not tonight. But get me my 40.
when a black guy dresses up as santa claus or mrs. claus at a truck stop and goes up to a hornyredneck and asks what he wants for christmas. the redneck must say you they get on a random flatbed and put on a show for the whole yard of horny rednecks then the black guy while getting rammed in the asshole shoots up heroine into the horndog and then drags him back to the truck where he dresses the truck driver in santa claus suit and cuts out his mouth and his own dick and puts it into his mouth and shoves the horndogs fist up his ass til it ruptures the lower intestine and then the helper writes in shit, blood, and/or semen across the windshield "kkk you can suck my bloody butthole"
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"