sandy handy

A hand job with no lube involved.

Kristey was on her period and didn't want to give me head and we ran out of lube, so she just gave me a sandy handy.

sandy handy by joker aka dj nj April 19, 2007

Sandy Handy

Used as a form of negative reinforcement. A hand job where the giver covers their hand in vaseline, followed by dipping the hand in beach sand. This results in massive erosion of the penis.

Marco if you don't clean up your shit, I'm going to give you the roughest sandy handy.

Sandy Handy by 1501 December 5, 2010

sandy handy

Getting a sand paper hand-job till. Higher the grit, the better.

"Hey Ricky, would you rather get a sandy handy, or fuck a goat"?

sandy handy by yardsale March 15, 2014

Sandy Handy

A Handjob at the beach but the hand as sand on it

"My friend got a Sandy handy at the beach yesterday."
"Damn man that's gotta hurt."

Sandy Handy by Th517874 July 1, 2019

Sandy Handy

a malevolent maneuver during the delivery of a hand-job wherein the performer edges the unsuspecting recipient into a swoon of ecstasy before swiftly and discreetly dipping their lubed hand into a concealed stash of sand and resuming the hand-job, chaffing the recipient's penis

She gave him a sandy handy while they were at the beach.

Sandy Handy by The Inimitable January 15, 2011

sandy handy

A hand job at the beach handy

My cock is aching after that sandy handy

sandy handy by Grinning Lobster September 10, 2003

Sandy Handy

A handjob given from one party to another with a hand coated in sand. Purpose being pain for pleasure.

"Ani do you want a sandy handy?"
- Padme
"I dont like sand, it's coarse, its rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."
- Anakin

Sandy Handy by MrFatboy343 June 8, 2018