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sandwich party
a party in which a good amount of women of any age can get together and discuss various sandwich making methods in order to keep their boyfriends and/or husbands calm and relaxed.
Bob: Hey man what are you doin tonight? Wanna chill and play some call of duty online?
Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..
Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..
sandwich party by Kitchen B. Itch May 7, 2010
Sandwich Party
A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.
we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.
Sandwich Party by Nildro February 12, 2010
sandwich party
Kyle: Ask Joey if he wants to have a sandwich party after school.
Caleb: Hey Joey! Want to have a sandwich party after school?
Joey: Oh yeah!
Caleb: Hey Joey! Want to have a sandwich party after school?
Joey: Oh yeah!
sandwich party by VA1KYR13 February 16, 2012
Sandwich painting
Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
Sandwich painting by Uncle Dimma June 1, 2023
SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX
The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.
MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES
HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR
LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES
HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR
LOWEST UNDER FLOOR
Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.
SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021
santa paula sandwich
santa paula sandwich by lambgirl805 February 22, 2017
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