sandwich pa

a sandwich cooked in a jaffle maker.

Dad, can you please make me a sandwich pa?

by vinpor April 27, 2008

sandwich party

a party in which a good amount of women of any age can get together and discuss various sandwich making methods in order to keep their boyfriends and/or husbands calm and relaxed.

Bob: Hey man what are you doin tonight? Wanna chill and play some call of duty online?

Ted: Oh sure man.. I just have to pick up my girlfriend from her sandwich party..it's about that time you know..

by Kitchen B. Itch May 7, 2010

Sandwich Party

A sandwich party is a party where a large number of people thrust their bums toward a central figure "Sandwiching" them in horror and butts. This is illegal in most states, and you may be arrested if you are underage; odds of arrest increase with absence of clothing, as do fines.

we starting throwing our butts around, and then it turned into a total sandwich party. Four of us were arrested.

by Nildro February 12, 2010

sandwich party

A pseudonym for an orgy.

Kyle: Ask Joey if he wants to have a sandwich party after school.
Caleb: Hey Joey! Want to have a sandwich party after school?
Joey: Oh yeah!

by VA1KYR13 February 16, 2012

Sandwich painting

Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.

Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.

by Sexydimma June 1, 2023

SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX

The SHIT SANDWICH has different parts explained by HEIGHT of the SHIT SANDWICH PARTS and the name of the PARTS.

MAKING A SHIT SANDWICHES

HIGHEST BREAD OF CHOICE ROOF
HIGHER CEILING OF BREAD
SHIT FECES EXCREMENT POOP CRAP CENTER
LOWER. FLOOR

LOWEST UNDER FLOOR

Here is the SHIT SANDWICH PARADOX where you are sitting in a BUILDING you can't see the outside of the BREAD which is the HIGHEST , you can see the HIGHER part though but in a SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the HIGHER PART. Again where you are sitting in the BUILDING you can see the LOWER part as the FLOOR but in the SHIT SANDWICH you can't see the LOWER PART because the SHIT IS COVERING IT and the LOWEST part in the BUILDING you can't see UNDER THE FLOOR BUTT in a SHIT SANDWICH you can see the LOWEST PART which is OUTSIDE THE SHIT SANDWICH so therefore YOU CAN'T MAKE A SHIT SANDWICH IN ANY BUILDING but the only thing is , it TURDS OUT the CENTER IS ALL SHIT without any SANDWICH you can't make in any BUILDING therefore you need to call the PEDOPHILE and not employ any REJECTION but that is a PARADOX too.

by INSERT CAREFULLY September 15, 2021

santa paula sandwich

a sandwich consisting of a bagel, cream cheese, and baked hot cheetoes

I'm gonna have a santa paula sandwich for breakfast.

by lambgirl805 February 22, 2017