Sanduskyed

A term used to explain the act of being royally screwed over by someone or something in which you have no real control, contact, or complete knowledge of prior to being screwed. Word can replace the word fucked. Coined after a former Penn State defensive coach who destroyed the reputations of an institution and people associated with him.

Example 1
Person 1: I heard you traded for X player in fantasy football with Carl for Y player.

Person 2: Yeah I did, I'm gonna rule this bitch!

Person 1: You idiot, you just got Sanduskyed! X player is gonna be placed on injury reserve today.

Example 2
Person 1: I just got rear ended by another car withouth car insurance.

Person 2: Ouch, Sounds like you just got Sanduskyed!

Example 3
Person 1: You wanna go camping this weekend?

Person 2: NOOO, it's going to rain you idiot. Sounds like the weather just Sanduskyed your ass!

by SD Sancho November 10, 2011

Sanduskyed

When you go over to your girlfriends house to anally bum rape her little brother

Dude was at my chick house last night and totally Sanduskyed her lil bro

by mo$bitch November 17, 2011

Sanduskyed

To be treated criminally unjust and unfair, without having the ability to defend yourself or have others help you.

I just got Sanduskyed at work. I was reprimanded for something I didn't do, and to make it worse, it was done in front of a group of people who knew the real perpetrator.

by Coke Can November 17, 2011

no sandusky

a reprievel plea one must claim after making a statement that can be taken as not only homosexual but pedophilesque and savage. Obviosly made popular by the vile atrocities committed by Jerry Sandusky.

Marshal: I was feeling his shaft and for it being bent that kid can stroke for only being 12.

Newman: Hello Jerry.....

Marshal: Huh, I'm talking about playing put-put you twisted fuck...

Newman:........

Marshal: No Sandusky

Newman: That's all you needed to say

by meowcat904reloaded December 14, 2011

sanduskying

forcefully entering the rear of an unwilling young boy

i think that guy is "sanduskying" a boy in the locker room

by the scruffy goat November 8, 2011

Sanduskied

To be anally raped or fucked from behind without the common decency to at least give a reach around.

Ron:Hey did you ever buy that car you were talking about buying from the dealership?

D:Nah man we had all the paperwork ready to go then I got SANDUSKIED!!!

Ron:I hate when that happens.

by GREEKFUBAR November 11, 2011

Sanduskied

The end result of having been ass probed by a dick.

A girl told her sister she just got sanduskied from her boyfriend and it ruptured her anal sphincter muscle.

My wife let me give her a sandusky for our anniversary.

Can you believe it man I just sanduskied her and I don't even know her name.

by Benji Bronk November 11, 2011