Noun
A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.
Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
A mistake. A girl that looks good at the bar until you get her home/outside to take a closer look.
Stemming from the former Indiana Basketball Coach, Kelvin Sampson who looked great during the hire. Later he was discovered to have been breaking NCAA rules, throwing the university into a horrible rebuilding era.
I woke up next to a Sampson this morning. What the fuck was I thinking?
You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.
You'll want to stay away from that club...don't want to end up bringing home a Sampson.
by goosta March 10, 2011
Sampson is a man who will never be loyal to his girls. Even if they are hoes.he prefers white girls who will probably do him a favor😉. He personally like porn
by Yabojo July 4, 2018
A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake
Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.
by THEnerdyGUY February 13, 2017
Kelvin Sampson found a way to ruin Indiana University Basketball. Once a proud program, turned into the laughing stock of the Big Ten.
by Tom Crean January 16, 2011
to define a reproduced product of inferior quality where the product is misrepresented as the real deal. Often sold on Ebay
I thought I was buying the Terminator Trilogy. What the hell is this ' Termanotor'. Its Bort Sampson all over again
by Jack Flasher June 27, 2005
Tiger Woods' seventh, arguably his hottest, mistress. Also a very successful pornstar in the big boobs MILF category.
Person 1: Holy fuck check out that porno with Holly Sampson!
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.
Person 2: Tiger Woods is one luck mofo to tap that.
by iocaooa January 12, 2010
A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.
by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014