Dirty Sampson

A Dirty Sampson is an action where one scratches their crotch then offers the next person they encounter a handshake

Person: Hey Nathan, Willie totally just gave Jacob a dirty a Dirty Sampson..

Nathan: That's just wrong man, Willie has a bad Dirty Sampson addiction.

by THEnerdyGUY February 12, 2017

Dirty Simpson

The kind of drunk you get where you plunge your meat missile deep into anything around you and blow your payload all over.

Did you see that guy at the bar, he was pulling a full on “Dirty Simpson”

by Mister Grinch28 June 10, 2020

Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

Dirty Homer Simpson

The act of watching the Simpsons and fucking your wife/husband with a large blue wig, inserting it in and out of the anal cavity.

I did a Dirty Homer Simpson on my girl last night.

by 30 OZ Pepsi bottle July 25, 2022