Saltcuck 

A person who attempts to to ruin whatever your doing through the act being salty and toxic, often used over text or to describe people on the internet.

"God that tea mate was such a saltcuck"

Saltcuck by Athles October 12, 2019

Saltfucked 

verb; usually used in past tense; To loosen the cap on a salt shaker such that used, the cap detaches resulting an miniature mountain of salt on the food or surface below.

That girl just saltfucked me and now my tofu is ruined.
Dude, I’m going to saltfuck your mom tonight.

Saltfucked by Moby_Prick December 29, 2016

saltfuck 

verb; usually used in past tense; To completely ruin or mess up; adj.; Used to describe an action with disasterous effects, such as rubbing a wound with salt.

That calc test saltfucked me.

Dude, I didn't study for my english final!
>>Chill out, nothing will get saltfucked.

saltfuck by Anthony Maloche April 26, 2006

saltbuck 

a $10 bill. From the amount of calories in a packet of salt; ten.

"Hey Joe, you got two fives for a saltbuck."

saltbuck by Vandemo April 10, 2007

Saltruck 

Making a person feel even more worse about themselves, whether you say it accidently or voluntarily.

or

Raining on someone's parade, after the parade stopped because one of the baton people died.

"Hey man, I just found out I was adopted."

"Oh, crap, I'm sorry man, but I think I know why."

"Why."

"Because I'm the jackass that gave you up."

"Saltruck."

Saltruck by W.S.1234 May 16, 2009

saltfucker

Someone who licks a salt dildo while being fisted a glove filled with saline solution.

That saltfucker took it all over his mouth as mom called for more.

saltfucker by Deathbypigfuckers February 23, 2014