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working at the salt mine 

Being a troll or acting stupid to make somebody salty
Jim: I saw this dumb-ass on reddit yesterday being an asshole to everybody, he even called an autistic kid a "dumb fucking faggot that should kill himself."
Bob: Oh don't worry about him, he was just working at the salt mine.

Salt Mines 

The last place on earth you'd want to be.
Boss: Ok see you in the office tomorrow morning.

Employee: Ok see you in the Salt Mines
Salt Mines by YournextBunny08 October 21, 2010

celtic salt miner 

When a gentleman dips his penis in a Shamrock Shake followed by the pouring of salt all over his festive Irish junk. He then proceeds to infiltrate a thirsty woman's anal canal. Afterwards, the woman licks the penis like a Popsicle and swallows every salty drop.
"Did you hear about Josh's new occupation?"
"Yeah the Irish fuck mines salt from the anus of desperate women!"
"Wow! He's such a hardcore Celtic Salt Miner."

salt miner 

A salt miner is someone who is extremely competitive in sports or games, who dose not care how many feelings get hurt on the way to victory.

Salt miners gloat about thier wins in everything and never take a loss lightly.

A salt miner enjoys making someone else lose as much as they enjoy winning.
Monopoly was a bad choice with Susie, she is such a salt miner.

Last time Jim won in checkers he talked about it for a month, that damn salt miner!

Clara scared me while I was playing Jenga with friends, I lost and that salt miner just laughed.
salt miner by Dank Memes420 October 25, 2016

salt miner 

A male person who pleasures himself a bit too often or at opportune moments (like when a girlfriend is asleep or in the bath), a wanker, tosser, masturbator. Taken from the action of a miner using his tool at the source of the salt.
OMFG, did ya hear that Steve got caught wanking at work, he's such a fucking salt miner.
salt miner by Safecracker G October 15, 2004

Back to the Salt Mines

To go back to tedious work after a good break.
Kids: "Laughing", "Talking"
Teacher: Alright lets get "Back to the Salt Mines"