The act of smearing your butt crack and the pubic hair within in salad cream in an attempt to lube it up for penetration.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
If salad cream can not be found then it is acceptable to substitute mayo/light mayo.
by Sealion1616 November 25, 2017
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010