Salad bro 

A guy who is overly concerned with diet and excercise, and has a habit of overcommunicating what he’s eaten.

“How was your date last night?”

“He was such a salad bro. He asked the waiter about the macros in the appetizer.”

“I like Ethan but he’s a real salad bro. He’s been doing keto for four years, and I can only handle so much kale in a week.”

Salad bro by Sixtits February 16, 2019

brown salad 

Variation of tossing a salad. Except the asshole is covered in shit while one sexual partner eats around it.

Damn baby, your brown salad tastes like that waitress Sean’s mouth from DinerTime

brown salad by bussboii November 22, 2017

Brownberry Salad 

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

Brownberry Salad by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

Brotato Salad 

The rather messy result of unleashing a severe beatdown on 2 or more bros.

Person A: "I hear you got in a fight with a bunch of drunk bros."

Person B: "Indeed. One bro decided he had something to prove and the rest of the bros followed suit."

Person A: "So, what happened?"

Person B: "Thanks to my superior combat skills and physical prowess, I turned them into a large, messy pile of brotato salad."

Person A: "Win."

Brotato Salad by Metreon October 14, 2011

Brooklyn Steak Salad 

When you smack a girl's ass so fucking hard that it gets red and starts bleeding (steak) and then you eat a ton of fucking green beans and shit into her ass (salad). She will have to get on her back and stick her ass up so the it all flows in good. Once its mixed you slurp it out with a straw or take it out and freeze it for popsicles! Your choice!

Bill: I went to this restuarant in NY and got the Brooklyn Steak Salad, Delicious!

Joe: You fucking freak!

Brooklyn Steak Salad by Joe Gimm January 6, 2010

Brotato Salad 

a Brotato Salad is a close associate or best friend

Me: sup Brotato Salad

Friend: sup to you to

Brotato Salad by Xandolf April 19, 2020