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sails and cervix

What a horny dude would hope dat da hot female skippers of a schooner-tours company would offer.
When booking an outing with a seaside shop offering “sails and cervix” package-tours, one should make sure to ask if their standard price includes having your gorgeous guide spread her legs for you, or if said delightful “extra” actually COSTS “extra”!
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
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