rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.

Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.

by PJBJ January 24, 2017

rusty horse burger

One runs there finger around the butthole of a horse collecting all the excess poop then slathering the feces on two buns creating the best culinary masterpiece, then insert your penis in this gooy mess until there's nothing left.

The other night I was with the boys and I had myself a good old fashion rusty horse burger.

by BiggestRich March 1, 2017

Rusty Horseshoe

Crabby armpits normally possessed by individuals that have severe addictions to meth and susceptibility to genital herpes.

Man that guy, John, has some rancid rusty horseshoes. That just nasty.

by Blashim November 22, 2013

Rusty horseshoe

When two girls are stacked on top of each other and you use a double sided dildo analy on them

That lesbian couple really likes rusty horseshoes

by Garrettb125 June 19, 2016

Rusty horseshoe

The sexual act of using a foot to perform intercourse with a woman's vagina while she is menstruating.

She was raggin', so I gave her a rusty horseshoe.

by Living_dead_gurrrl July 6, 2017