When a chick eats your ass out and gives you a stroke job at the same time
Dude, she was a freak she was into the rusty trombone!
by sr1024 January 25, 2005
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Having your brown eye tongue punched while simultaniously reciving a hand job.
Want to play a tune on my rusty trombone?
by Ballicker August 27, 2008
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The sexual act of eating a guys ass while giving him a handjob from behind.
Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.
by shwazwaz July 19, 2006
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favorite piece of trash of Oscar the Grouch, as referenced by the song "I Love Trash" on the album "Sesame Street - Platinum All Time Favorites"
"I've a clock that won't work and an old telephone
A broken umbrella, a rusty trombone
And I am delighted to call them my own
I love them because they're trash"
by cannon2001 March 23, 2009
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when a male or woman (preferably woman) is licking a mans ass and then reaches around and gives him a hand job
last night millie gave me a rusty trombone
by bigrich September 20, 2003
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This stunt can be done by either two guys or a male and female. this is how it works. lets take the two guys for example, one will get on his knee's and will be facing the guys ass while he stands ( note: must be naked for stunt to work ) . the one on his knees begins to give the one in front a reach around.( just like using a trombone ) but trombone's are used by not only your hands but your mouth. so this is where the "rusty" part takes affect. the one on his kness will begin licking/eating out the ass infront of him. there you have it folks, the rusty trombone!
- The Rusty Trombone sceene was cut from the movie brokeback mountain because its a high paying manuver.

- " sick dude! i just heard that guy over there talking about giving his boyfriend a rusty trombone ! "

- * Don't do this unless your paid LOTS of money ( more that what Bill Gates has) or your so drunk and the world is going to end the next day and you have nothing else to do *
by Kevin L. June 12, 2006
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1. Act of squatting behind a male and performing annilingus while also performing hand stimulation on same male's penis.

2. a brass wind instrument operated by moving a slide to create differences in pitch that has iron oxide on its surface usually from prolonged exposure to moisture.
Suze Q gave Herman a rusty trombone while he was playing his rusty trombone.
by Burnt Biscuit December 02, 2005
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