Rupert is one of a kind, he is always the strongest and fastest and if you come across one, you know your future doesn’t look bright.
Collin: Ayo bro that dudes got a Rupert
Jordan: Dang I guess that peach cobbler ain’t the only thing to die for
Collin: dies*
Jordan: dies*
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A Rupert is a dude that could never become a John. The arch nemesis of a John (Johnanation). A Rupert is typically one of those guys you see who thinks he's a bad-ass dude but he's really just an asshole and nobody likes him. Ruperts usually come from Broseville and have lots of their dad's money.
Chandler: " Hey, John, hows it going?"
Travis: "There's a Rupert at the bar, being a dick"
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"hey did you know that rupert is the christmas city of idaho"
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1. Rupert Murdoch, owner of News Corp., which includes Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, Sky Television, the Times of London and other major media outlets. 2. the puppet master of conservative America.
Q:Why are those ignorant people protesting the Islamic community center in lower Manhattan?

A: Because Uncle Rupert, via Fox, told them to do so. They are his sheeple.
by Against propagandists October 11, 2010
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THE hot, sexy Brit that's known to the world as Ron Weasley from the Harry Potter movies. Rupert Grint's known for his shyness, wicked shirts, the term "wicked", his beautiful smile, and cool sense of style in general. He has all of the girls going "Ooh Aah!"
by Lise(Perrty Baby) April 9, 2005
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Scheming, conniving monopolist from Australia. Controls the Fox network, News Corp, among other things. Holds dominion over much of western media.

In other words, he controls a good portion of western civilization. He should be toppled for the sake of western civilization.

Its too bad he isn't the A-Team Murdoch, or Mr. T woulda owned him.
by FireballX301 April 26, 2004
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