A man who can only perform sexually with a tight rubber
band triple-wrapped round his cock to restrict
blood-flow, whilst fantasising that he's a
smurf shagging smurfette.
Rubberband man theme tune:
Gonna find me a rubber band,
Gonna wrap it round my chonson,
Gonna find that lil' smurfette,
And may her suck my big blue cock tonight!
Oh yeah! That's what I'
m gonna do,
Cos I'm a crazy
smurf with a big blue cock tonight!
That's what I am!
I'm not some weirdo with a rubber band wrapped round my cock, no!
I'm a friggin
smurf!
Why won'
t anyone believe me?