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Motor-royaly fucked 

1) To be have Motorola screw you over.

2) To have an intimate/sexual moment with a Motorola product.
1) 'Dam those mother fuckers at Motorola screwed my over, they Motor-royaly fucked me!'

2) After a long night of anal sex at her boyfriends 'Pad', Katie the Nympho went home & put her Motorola phone on vibrate & was Motor-royaly fucked.

Royally fucked

To be more than fucked.
The situation is well beyond the definition of fucked.
When you are in a position that no matter what happens at that point, there will be no positive outcome.
He cheated on his wife with his secretary, and they both found out and so did his boss. He's royally fucked now.

See also: fucked proper.
Royally fucked by Avrus September 3, 2004

Royally Goat Fucked 

A thousand times more intense than FUBAR. Unfixable, will never work
Is that a halloween mask? No...Man your face is royally goat fucked!
Royally Goat Fucked by snowman70 September 27, 2010

royally butt fucked 

To be fucked, not necessarily analy, by someone who is in a higher social standing.
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Lily: " I slept with Jason last night."
Lily's friend: "The hottest guy in school? You slut! you were so royally butt fucked last night!"

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026