Ronologue
Synonymous to an external monologue except louder and even more tedious. Ronologues are almost exclusively spoken by men named Ron.
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Bad Guy Monologue
The tendency of some "geniuses" to tell people of their master plan to destroy them before actually doing it. This usually results in the plan being foiled and said "evil mastermind" getting their comeuppance.
Multiple James Bond Films.
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."
"Oh great, ol' Goldfinger's got diarrhea of the mouth again and is giving his 'Bad Guy Monologue' before he saws the guy in half with a laser..."
"One of these days that's going to bite him in the ass."
Bad Guy Monologue by Will Colfax December 24, 2011
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bonologue
A speech given by U2 lead singer Bono in between songs during a live concert. A bonologue is sometimes improvised and frequently rambling.
The audience listened to a bonologue about poverty in Africa before rocking out to Where the Streets Have No Name.
bonologue by Michael Bowlus February 7, 2009
Inner monologue high
When you become so zooted (stoned) that you begin talk to yourself in the third person, while often creating imaginary people to have hypothetical conversations with. Essentially, you are having a conversation with multiple people that are within your mind discussing hypothetical situations that are often ridiculous and far-fetching.
Dude1: John, Look at that man cutting the grass! We need to stop him, he's murdering those blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
Pseudo-Dude2: Holy haberdashery John, you're right! He's a monster! Those poor blades of grass!
Pseudo-Dude3: Think about the baby grass blades! Watching their parents being gruesomely murdered and knowing that one day, they will be murdered too!
Dude1: Holy shit John, you're inner monologue high.
Inner monologue high by Mr. Expendable November 23, 2009
monologue
Jay Leno might as well have a dialogue, since his band leader always laughs at the jokes that bomb and then continues to talk to Jay to make up for the silence afterwards
Monologue
Monologue by Banana spoon December 14, 2018