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Murphy's Roller Coaster Law 

The law states that if you wait in line, usually an hour or more, for a roller coaster, that coaster will break down just before you get on it. The breakdown in this case forces you to miss the ride.
After waiting for 2 hours to ride Kingda Ka, it just HAD to break down on me! Murphy's roller coaster law at work!
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roller-coaster sentence

A roller-coaster sentence is a sentence that contains words that are random, controversial, or crazy. These words can be anything with no limits, containing racist words or politics.

Picture a plain, generic roller-coaster. Usually, the tracks contain loops or segments that rise up and fall down. These "loops" would be the words in a roller-coaster sentence, as each word is a large loop.
roller-coaster sentence examples:
"Nigga sex frisbee".
"Mass Shootings are lovely and inspiring."
"Shit, meatspin's got my asshole on the hook."
"Cunt nigger trash."
"That gay nigga Jesus just fingerbanged me in a bowling alley in front of my step-sister, who masturbated on the spot."

Roller coaster stripper 

flashing a roller coaster's camera. Can be done by either gender.
Person 1: Dude, look at that picture! That guy flashed the camera
Person 2: It's a roller coaster stripper!
Person 1: Fucking party!

Roller-Coaster Situation 

Like a roller-coaster... a moment in which a situation climbs to a dizzying high, only to plummet to an all time low in an instant.
Guy 1: Yo, how'd the date go last night

Guy 2: Well, it started off great, we saw a movie and ate dinner. When we went back to her place for coffee, she puked all over me.

Guy 1: Looks like you got yourself into a Roller-Coaster Situation

Roller coaster shit 

The actions and emotions a person shows when they are on the toilet and trying to shit something big...and it hurts. Similar to the emotions and actions while preparing for a roller coaster dive with the rejoicing hand raise at the end (woohoo!).
I didn't shit for days but when I did it was a roller coaster shit!

Post Roller Coaster Syndrome

An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.
Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?

Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.

Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome 

That pleasant tingling feeling one gets in the groin area when going over a hill while driving or riding a roller coaster
Drive over that hill over there, I guarantee we would get nice cases of Roller Coaster Wang Syndrome.