An epic gamer. An absolute legend. Will beat you at Fortnite, Club Penguin, Minecraft, Flappy Golf 2, Pokémon Go, Roblox, and pretty much anything.
Has a HUGE penis. Everyone looks up to him. Great sense of humor. Insanely hot. Biggest ass ever known to mankind. Legend has it that if you grab his ass you will pass out and wake up worshiping him for the rest of your life. Will cancel plans to work on Destroy Dick December. Has a pornucopia that you don’t know about hidden on his computer. Sex God. Basically the most amazing thing to ever happen to anyone who ever lays eyes upon this glorious creation.
Has a HUGE penis. Everyone looks up to him. Great sense of humor. Insanely hot. Biggest ass ever known to mankind. Legend has it that if you grab his ass you will pass out and wake up worshiping him for the rest of your life. Will cancel plans to work on Destroy Dick December. Has a pornucopia that you don’t know about hidden on his computer. Sex God. Basically the most amazing thing to ever happen to anyone who ever lays eyes upon this glorious creation.
Guy #1: “Hey when are we hanging out?”
Guy #2: “Sorry, I saw a fucking ROAN yesterday and I need to stay home for the next month and stare at the picture I took of him.”
Guy #1: NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS CAN I PLEASE COME OVER AND JERK OFF TO THE PICTURE WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WTF OMFG I’LL GIVE ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS TO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE PLEASE IF YOU DON’T LET ME LOOK AT IT I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!”
Guy #2: “Sorry, I saw a fucking ROAN yesterday and I need to stay home for the next month and stare at the picture I took of him.”
Guy #1: NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS CAN I PLEASE COME OVER AND JERK OFF TO THE PICTURE WITH YOU PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WTF OMFG I’LL GIVE ALL OF MY LIFE SAVINGS TO LOOK AT THAT PICTURE PLEASE IF YOU DON’T LET ME LOOK AT IT I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF!!!”
by Epic_Gamer _69 December 7, 2018
Roan is a hot sexy man with a large penis that would never fit in a hoes vagina, unless they make they’re vagina 10 inches wider. Roans are amazing at sex, if you ever meet one, take them to bed, you won’t regret it. They may not look like they have a big cock, but in those pants is a real monster!
I wish I was a Roan!
by Thruster69 May 14, 2019
The sexiest man you’ll ever lay eyes on I swear. Don’t even get me started on his beautiful blue eyes. His body. Heart of a hippy and mind of a genius and looks of bad boy. Literally PERFECT. Not to mention his perfect/cute and weird humor. He’s emotional and so sweet. Great listener and conversationalist. (Heart eyes)
by Malwor February 19, 2020
Roan has a determined personality. She has a positive outlook for any occasion in her life. She is strong, witty, goal-digger. She loves adventures and pushing her limits to extremes. Everybody adores her but she only have the heart for one.
Roan is beautiful.
by binary26 June 8, 2021
by sweetsummertime August 26, 2008
Me: hey, did you go roan the other day?
Person: roan what?
Me: ROAN WITH DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF YA NUTSACC
Person: roan what?
Me: ROAN WITH DEEZ NUTS IN YA MOUF YA NUTSACC
by anal beads for roan <3 September 11, 2021